I Touch Myself...

Common symptoms of Depression:
• you can’t sleep or you sleep too much
• you can’t concentrate or find that previously easy tasks are now difficult
• you feel hopeless and helpless
• you can’t control your negative thoughts, no matter how much you try
• you have lost your appetite or you can’t stop eating
• you are much more irritable and short-tempered than usual
• you have thoughts that life is not worth living

Now, my symptoms of depression:
1- Taking long showers.
2- Masturbating multiple times a day.
3- Watching Porn then masturbating.
4- Drinking then masturbating.
5- Taking long showers again.
6- Checking facebook at 6 am. Going back to sleep and masturbating yet again.

Therefore, I am currently officially depressed!!