As I was peacefully drooling on my pillow dreaming about the Bahamas in the middle of the night, I suddenly jumped off the bed horrified by what I was seeing !! My loca roommate was standing in my room, it was pitch black except for her cell phone light reflecting on her scary forehead !!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH WHAT’S WRONG !!!
Her: DID YOU HEAR THAT !!
Me: No you’re dreaming … now get the **** out of my room !! outttttt
Her: I am scared can I sleep in your bed tonight ! hold me! 7araaaammmeee
Me: How old are you !!! 5 ?!?!?! get out and stop dreaming !!
So she FINALLY left, and …. Where was I ?? … oh yeah the Bahamas ahhhhh :)
Anyway it turned out she got scared of a damn newspaper !! NEWSPAPER !! the paper boy threw it, hitting the door !! a newspaper !! oh come onnnnnn !! Bye now, until my annoying roommate strikes again !!
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
This Could be Heaven or This Could be Hell !
After working in a Middle Eastern country , lets call it “conservo”, for 3 years…which was a sweet taste of living in hell..I decided to go back to the states for a while and recharge my mind and soul!! I know a lot of people can relate to my story..people that decide to focus on their careers by giving up a couple of years of their lives to work and save up for the later years..aha..right..well that doesn’t really work. Don’t get me wrong I love the Middle East..some of the culture, people, religion and of course food. However, it comes with a price. ur freedom..especially if you are one of the weaker gender as they call it. Anyway, long story short.. I went back to the U.S ..and the first thing I did was drive to the nearest jack in the box and order two tacos and a cheese burger..hmmmmmmmmm orgasmic!!
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
U.S. 101
As Delta’s Boeing 777 approached the runway of Atlanta’s airport, I saw the most horrifying thing ever, a fleet of tiny airplanes that look like toys, powered by hand fans !! I was not aware that these guys are using the same design that Wright brothers used !! Nevertheless, it was the best feeling when the I heard the flight attendant announcing on the mic. “Welcome to Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, the local time is 5 a.m., now get your asses out and don’t forget to take your crap with you”.
So, I took my 4 carry-on luggage (It’s my first time what do you expect !!) and walked into the airport. I have never seen so many black people gathered in one place in my life, I thought they were shooting some show for BET or summin !! So I called up my friend, who lives in the states, and said “abbaaaaihhh shino hatha wanasaaa chinni ga3da ib MTV killah niggaaas, min yimur wa7id yammi I whisper the song jigga jigga ma nigga… I can’t help it this is awesome I love all ma brodas and sistas yaw!!” so she gasped and told me “stop singing that song or you will get shot”. At that moment, a black girl passed by me and I started singing “jigga jigga ma nigga” very very quietly. Maw3a illa my friend “you know what, you’re such a T.K. racist mako fayda !!, i’ll see you in a few … if you’re still alive!”
…. And this is how it all began.
So, I took my 4 carry-on luggage (It’s my first time what do you expect !!) and walked into the airport. I have never seen so many black people gathered in one place in my life, I thought they were shooting some show for BET or summin !! So I called up my friend, who lives in the states, and said “abbaaaaihhh shino hatha wanasaaa chinni ga3da ib MTV killah niggaaas, min yimur wa7id yammi I whisper the song jigga jigga ma nigga… I can’t help it this is awesome I love all ma brodas and sistas yaw!!” so she gasped and told me “stop singing that song or you will get shot”. At that moment, a black girl passed by me and I started singing “jigga jigga ma nigga” very very quietly. Maw3a illa my friend “you know what, you’re such a T.K. racist mako fayda !!, i’ll see you in a few … if you’re still alive!”
…. And this is how it all began.
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